Just an illustration, not a representation.While this format is still far from perfect, here's a free cheat to get P.U.R.E onto Apple's fancy-shmancy tablet. As long as you have iBooks or any other PDF reader, these downloadable chapters should work just fine in your magically-tactile flatscreen computer. Not too many people read on their iPhone/iPod, but if you're one of them than this post also applies to you. Stay tuned for updates on something a little more streamlined. And thanks for reading.

PART ONE : "C'mon Bus..."
1. The Brown BTWN Moments (Download PDF)
2. How to Buy Low (Download PDF)
3. A Fleeting Glimpse of CGI (Download PDF)
4. Peyton Manning's FuckFace (Download PDF)
5. Avoiding Katya (Download PDF)
6. Mr. Sallow's Hallow (Download PDF)
7. Fortune of Spears (Download PDF)
8. Slow Jam Filly (Download PDF)
9. Mirror, Mirror (Download PDF)
10. Devil's Dance (Download PDF)
11. confrontation@anything.

This page will simultaneously be updated with each sweet sweet climactic release...each week.

Stay tuned to this section for updates on the availability of Please Use Rear Exit on your iPhones, iPads, Androids, Blackberry things, Kindles, eReaders, Nooks and transistor radios.

Until then, the Low version looks normal on most of those devices.